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一个前台小姐的超强暴笑英语

前台小姐:“Hello.”你好
老外:“Hi.”嗨
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”你有什么事?
老外:“Can you speak english?”你能讲英语吗?
前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?” 如果我讲的不是英语,那是什么?
 
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?” 有没有其它人会讲英语?
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”你自己看看,所有人都在忙,没人有时间,你能等就等,不能等就走!
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?” 天哪,这里有没有人能讲英语?
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”你叫什么叫,安静一点,你来这里有什么事?
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”我想找你们领导
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” 头不在,你明天来!

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