等我有钱了，我开公司开两间，一间我当老板，一间我当员工，我想炒老板就炒老板，想炒员工就炒员工。
等我有钱了，我的公司请形象代言人请两个，一个最佳形象代言人，一个最差形象代言人，我想要最佳就最佳，想要最差就最差。
等我有钱了，我买车买两部，一部出租车，一部公交车，我想坐出租就坐出租，想坐公交就坐公交。
等我有钱了，我买房子买两栋，一栋自己住，一栋串门，我想呆家里就呆家里，想串门就串门。
等我有钱了，我装修厕所就装修两间，一间男厕所，一间女厕所，我想上男厕所就上男厕所，想上女厕所就上女厕所。
等我有钱了，我大钱交给老婆搞计划经济，小钱留兜里搞市场经济，我想实行社会主义就实行社会主义，想实行资本主义就实行资本主义，想实行具有中国特色的社会主义就实行具有中国特色的社会主义。
等我有钱了，我搞论坛搞两个，一个自己当斑竹，一个别人当斑竹，我想删贴子就删贴子，想骂斑竹就骂斑竹。
等我有钱了，我开网站开两个，一个叫找不到服务器，一个叫网络太忙，我叫你找不到服务器就找不到服务器，我叫你网络太忙就网络太忙。
等我有钱了，我买光盘买两张，一张正版，一张盗版，我想用正版就用正版，想用盗版就用盗版。
等我有钱了，我买键盘买两张，一张打字，一张脚底按摩，我想打字就打字，想按摩就按摩。
等我有钱了，我买书买两本，一本搁卧室，一本放卫生间，我想睡觉看就睡觉看，想蹲着看就蹲着看。
等我有钱了，我一餐分成两场吃，我上半场餐具正面用增胖，下半场餐具背面用减肥。
等我有钱了，我点水煮活鱼点两条，我吃一条，养一条。
等我有钱了，我买袜子买两只，我左边穿丝光袜，右边穿尼龙袜。
等我有钱了，我叁考妇女用品做两个特恶心的广告，一个在全国人民吃午饭时播，一个在全国人民吃晚饭时播。
等我有钱了，我拍电视剧拍两部，我前一部跟正常人的思维对着干，後一部跟前一部对着干。
等我有钱了，联通发我一条垃圾信息，我回它十条，看谁烦谁。
等我有钱了，别人打电话打到我座机，我用手机回过去，别人打我手机，我按掉再回过去。
等我有钱了，我白天上网当愤青，晚上泡吧扮小资，我想当左派就当左派，想当右派就当右派。
等我有钱了，我白天到街上当乞丐，有人给我鞠躬我就给他发钞票，我晚上到酒楼卖艺，谁听完我一整首二胡我就给谁钞票。
水妖视界 Posts
1. after you.
你先请。这是一句很常用的客套话，在进／出门,上车得场合你都可以表现一下。 (好象现在女士不愿意你这么做，特别是那些女权主义者，我还记得这么一段话：一个女士对一个让她先行的男士说：you do this because i am a woman?那个男士回答说：i do this not because you are a woman but because i am a man!i love this guy!
2. i just couldn't help it.
我就是忍不住。想想看，这样一个漂亮的句子可用于多少个场合？下面是随意举的一个例子：
i was deeply moved by the film and i cried and cried. i just couldn''t help it.
太棒的句子了，我爱死它了。：）
3. don't take it to heart.
别往心里去，别为此而忧虑伤神。生活实例：
this test isn't that important. don't take it to heart. 安慰人的超级句子。
4. we'd better be off.
我们该走了。it's getting late. we'd better be off .
5. let's face it.
面对现实吧。常表明说话人不愿意逃避困难的现状。
参考例句：i know it's a difficult situation. let's face it, ok?
很棒啊，年轻人犯错误，上帝都会原谅，remember?但是犯了错误，你必须面对他，let's face it,或者是：let's face the music.
6. let's get started.
咱们开始干吧。劝导别人时说：don't just talk. let's get started.
let's get started.
let's start.
let's do it right now.
let's hit sth.
let's rock&roll.
let's put our hands on sth.
7. i'm really dead.
我真要累死了。坦诚自己的感受时说：after all that work, i'm really dead.
8. i've done my best.
我已尽力了。这句话，很有用，失败有时难免，但是你要是可以说，i've done my best.or i spare no efforts.就不必遗憾，毕竟，man supposes,god disposes.
9. is that so?
真是那样吗？常用在一个人听了一件事后表示惊讶、怀疑。
10. don't play games with me!
别跟我耍花招！
11. i don't know for sure.
我不确切知道。
stranger: could you tell me how to get to the town hall?
tom: i don't know for sure. maybe you could ask the policeman over there.
12. i'm not going to kid you.
我不是跟你开玩笑的。
karin: you quit the job? you are kidding.
jack: i'm not going to kid you. i'm serious.
13. that's something.
太好了，太棒了。
a: i'm granted a full scholarship for this semester.
b: congratulations. that''s something.
14. brilliant idea !
这主意真棒！这主意真高明！
15. do you really mean it ?
此话当真？
michael: whenever you are short of money, just come to me.
david: do you really mean it?
16. you are a great help.
你帮了大忙
17. i couldn't be more sure.
我再也肯定不过。
18. i am behind you.
我支持你。
a: whatever decision you're going to make, i am behind you.
19. i'm broke.
我身无分文。
i am penniless.
20. mind you!
请注意！听着！(也可仅用mind。)
模范例句：mind you! he's a very nice fellow though bad-tempered.
21. you can count on it.
你尽管相信好了，尽管放心。
a: do you think he will come to my birthday party?
b: you can count on it.
22. i never liked it anyway.
我一直不太喜欢这东西。当朋友或同事不小心摔坏你的东西时就可以用上这句话给他一个台阶，打破尴尬局面：oh, don't worry. i'm thinking of buying a new one. i never liked it anyway.
23. that depends.
看情况再说。 (on sth)
例：i may go to the airport to meet her. but that depends.
24. congratulations.
恭喜你，祝贺你。
25. thanks anyway.
无论如何我还是得谢谢你。当别人尽力要帮助你却没帮成时，你就可以用这个短语表示谢意。
26. it's a deal.
一言为定
harry: haven't seen you for ages. let's have a get-together next week.
jenny: it's a deal
电影里经常听到，it's a deal,that is a good deal.或是两个人打算达成某个协议或是做成某个生意会说：deal? deal!